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Make sure it has no jagged edges, or anything that "scrapes".

So you gradually straighten and stretch the colon, and when you reach the part that goes across the top of the small intestines, the transverse colon, you have to now straighten THIS part and get it pointing upwards also.

By the time she's done, my ass would be gaping wide open.

Make sure you lay down or get your ass above your belly.

Your anus may secrete a mild mucus that acts as a natural lubricant, but the glands that produce that mucus aren't present in your intestine or rectum, so having the dildo all slippery isn't just a bonus, it's a safety precaution.

Don't know how long that would take, but remember, going too quickly can kill you.

once there, it's fine until 16, but never past that.

By that point the colon will now have been moved upwards until it is bumping the diaphragm.

Or is it just a matter of time till she kills me this way? Advance in baby steps to stretch it out.

You have to get past another muscle group to get into the sigmoid colon, then if it's like about 18-20 inches whew!.